AMEVoice

I am such a moron and a duffer, I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Often me and my brain are in conflict with each other.


I can be spontaneous, if i have enough time to prepare for it.

My friends say that i am a chatterbox and those who don't are probably deaf.

The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept

I am not as foolish as i look or sound and know what, my friends are in a illusion that i am intelligent.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

I used to have super-human powers, but my psychiatrist took them away

I am not totally useless, I can be very well used as a bad example.

If we become what we think, I want to become a superhero and want to fly

The best gift I can give is a hug: one size fits all and I wouldn't mind anyone returning it.

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun

I believe in memories, they look so, so pretty when I sleep.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal; it is the courage to continue that counts

Predictably unpredictable, eccentric, deliriously rational, laissez-faire, mysteriously clear, love the juice from the clouds but hate the cat and dog weather, articulate, hate hypocrites and people who claim to have done things not in the reach of their brains and spine, all ears to learned and intelligent, scrupulous, meticulous, polite, a non believer in gandhi, not a celebrity chaser and not brand concious, kind of a person who would like to walk alone rather than bend principles, determined and agressive to reach the goal...... (aaaawwwwwwwwwwwww someone push me please).